You’re not going to believe this. This dish towel has the power to magically transform your nice, white bathroom towels into cheap, greenish-yellow shop towels. It’s like magic!
If there are any alchemists out there, I can personally attest to this cloth’s transmutative powers. If you toss it in the wash with a bar of *lead, you might open it later and find a bar of gold. I’ll sell it to the highest bidder.
*A bar of lead will likely destroy your washing machine, just like this rag destroyed our towels, bathmat and shower curtain.
